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Best Bed at 2012 NEC: Kozee Diamond Crystal

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Existential angst is an unremitting condition. The angst us bed buyers crave. And the 2012 NEC furniture show satiated our craving in dollops. The best NEC furniture show ever! And I think we found the best bed.

Let me explain. There was no Staples or Dunlopillo. No Tempur or Sleepeezee. With the demise of the bed brands our thoughts were not polluted by the well meaning but  autocratic choreographers of what a poor bed shop ought to show and sell at what price and in what quantity and at what lead time.

We were like Sergei, that well known Ukranian ballet dancer bunking off for a week from the Royal Ballet. Do our own thing in tights? Wonderful.

But it got better. As we all know, existential angst requires more than free choice. To be truly angst-ridden the choice must matter. In previous NEC’s there was so much chaff amongst the wheat a bed buyers choice felt like roulette. Too much choice and no way to decide. But with no Halls 10 or 11 and only the fittest of the fit surviving to show, we had some class suppliers offering some superb kit.

My highlights were Serene and Kozee Sleep. And the highlight of highlights, the fluorescent yellow of all highlights, was Kozee Sleeps Diamond Collection Crystal pocket sprung divan bed. One of the best beds in the UK for sure.

It is well documented my admiration of Kozee Sleep. Kozee doesn’t lecture you. He doesn’t tell you about his vision, his deep understanding of the man on the Clapham omnibus. He doesn’t tell you how big he is or how lucky we are to share the same supplier with Dreams and Bensons for Beds. Kozee just smiles and says yes.

The Diamond Crystal divan has 3000 pocket springs, 4 rows of hand side stitching, a beautiful damask cover enclosing quality traditional fillings. The base is sprung with a tasteful bumper bar and beautifully tailored. And when you lie on the Crystal. Wow! This bed is wonderful. A true best of class winner.

My next comments are so predictable I can barely utter them. Order this bed on a Thursday and you’ll get it on Monday and the price? Eat your heart out Mr Staples and Mr Sleepeezee!

So a successful show was enjoyed by Archers Sleepcentre. Donna got an introduction to my Marxist Existentialism and I got an introduction to how to drink Sambucas to 5am and be smiling and immaculate at 9. It wasn’t me that was smiling and immaculate btw.

Donna must have brought her Dunlopillo pillow with her.

My thanks to Robert for demonstrating what smoking and no exercise does to you. And to Paul, whilst wearing the same shirt as me (a Primark slight seconds) proved it could be ironed. Did Donna really iron Paul’s shirt and leave me dishevelled? There is gonnna be an Inquiry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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